Dolly Parton Pushes Tour Dates – Claims Breasts are the Bother

Dolly Parton‘s always been famous for her humor, talent and… wits. Well it seems those wits are backfirin on her back. Dolly has now postponed her entire Backwoods Barbie concert tour citing back problems. As always though, she’s upbeat and playful about her predicament.

“I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn’t mean to hurt myself doing it,” she said. “But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems! Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can’t wait to get back out there.” In another statement Dolly Parton jokes about how she thinks of her buxom bosom as belonging to the world at large. “They do seem like public property,” she says in The Sun. “They have served me well. I don’t know if I’m supporting them or they’re supporting me.”

Since it will be a while before we’re introduced to what she affectionately refers to as her “Shock and Awe” lets take a moment to enjoy them in her latest video release “Better Get To Livin

[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=H-H5Nr25pLU]

 

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